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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

ha ha.

G, B-flat, and D walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at the group and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave. We don't serve minors here!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Now let's see who doesn't get it. Maybe that will get a response from Uncle Bill.

Anonymous said...

Well, maybe I'm the only one who enjoyed that. Here's another one. A guy goes into a bar and orders 15 shots. The bartender puts them in front of him, and the guy drinks them all himself. The bartender tells him, "You shouldn't do that", and the guy says,"You would if you had what I have." So the b.t. says, "I'm sorry, man. What do you have?" The guy replies, "75 cents!" Have a fun weekend!

~Lori said...

are we really theonly 2 who enjoyed that? yours was funny...i'll have to remember that one :)

Anonymous said...

Noooo ... I laughed at both blogs, but didn't comment:) MOM

Brenda said...

How 'boutthis one? You have to be familiar withthe periodic table of elements...
Hydrogen and Oxygen were sitting in a bar. Gold walked in. Hydrogen and Oxygen yelled
"A-u,buy me a drink!"

Get it? LIke "hey you" the the symbol for gold is Au. Ha ha ha.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! A-u! (I really enjoyed chemistry class - so that one was funny!) And yes I laughed at the others too.
Kara

Anonymous said...

:) even we oldsters remember "gold" from chem lab ... good one! Aunt Barb

Anonymous said...

oops! I remembered "gold" but forgot whose blog I was reading.
MOM

~Lori said...

haha. au. that's a good one :)