Yes, there really is a bird couch.

The bird couch is a hand-me-down, obviously. I'd never actually buy a piece of furniture with a bird (or any animal) on it, but it was free, and we needed something to sit on, so here it is. It's uglier than sin, and at first we put a slipcover on it, but that got to be a pain, so now we just embrace the ugliness that is the bird couch. One of these days I'll get a photo of it on here.